Poem #1 - strange limericks

I once met a mole in a skirt.
I exclaimed, "doesn't that hurt?"
The creature replied,
With fear in its eyes,
"I am very scared of the dirt."

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There once was a tiger named Paul.
He was very awkwardly tall.
His head soon reached the moon,
Popped like a balloon,
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